Well, I have a random topic for your esteemed eyes today: the items in my purse! (Perhaps you’ll either think it’s a great idea to bring the following, or maybe your self confidence will be boosted because you obviously aren’t as insane as moi.)
extra pair of leggings
I really don’t know why I have kept that pair in my purse for several weeks…they actually don’t match anything I own. But hey, you never know. Maybe I’ll pass a homeless lady who happens to love grey and black, has the perfect outfit to match my leggings, and also happens to be my size. You really never know.
Well…you never know. Maybe some homeless guy really smells and (okay…you get the point. I’ll stop picking on the homeless people now.)
A mashed up cookie
I was going to eat that cookie…but then…I ate something better…STARBUCKS. Trumps any cookie automatically. And you know…somebody (not necessarily a homeless person) might be hungry….No? Okay. I guess I’m just too lazy to vacuum it out.
For obvious reasons. To sanitize hands! Seriously, hand sanitizer needs a new name…like Bac-B-Gone! Oh and if you were curious, my hand sanitizer (ahem, Bac-B-Gone) is green apple scent. That way, if the bottle leaks, my purse won’t smell like OHMYGOSHJUSTINBEIBER’SPINKLEMONADELIPGLOSS, but more like…a green apple.
Normally, I’ll also have my school flash cards in my purse. Not that I actually study them…It’s more of a I-forgot-to-take-them-out-of-my-purse situation after my weekly school co-op group thing.